My Golden Ticket

Anytime I can use my disability to my advantage, I'll do it.  I just love going to amusement parks and not having to wait in line.  Especially if the line for a rollercoaster is a mile long!  Most theme parks have special lines for disabled people, so they basically get to skip the regular line and get right on the rides.  It's awesome!  My friends and I get to ride twice as many rides than we would otherwise.  I'm very modest about the situations I take advantage of though.  I would never "cut-off" someone who really needs the special treatment.  I can tell if I absolutely need it for that particular situation based on how my body feels.  But if that special treatment is available, why not take advantage of it?  And it's not like I'm faking anything, because I really do have a handicap.